What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

Should parents be allowed to bring children into R-rated movies? What are the potential consequences of doing so?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

Undercover cops in New York are riding the subways with iPods on to entice robbery. Is that a form of entrapment? If not, why not?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Do many women shave their vaginas?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Answer me this. These days guys love anal sex right, if you present them with your ass they will happily nail you into the ground. So why do some guys think it's "sissy" to let women stick a finger up their ass?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

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